The following is an actual headline to an actual story by an actual human being. (Well, sort of. It’s David Corn.)
Take it away, Mother Jones:
If you think that’s the very definition of the word “lawyer,” well… That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
As you may recall, last year Hillary Clinton had to answer for one of her cases as a lawyer. Speaking only for myself, I didn’t criticize her for representing her client. I criticized her for laughing about beating a rape victim in court.
And guess who dismissed such criticism? Go ahead, guess.
OUT: Lawyers are supposed to stand up for their clients, you dumb teabagger!
IN: Ted Cruz was a… a… a lawyer!!