DC Trawler

Rubio Just Announced His Candidacy, And It’s Already Over

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Sorry, Marco. I’d give you a chance if it were up to me, but it’s not up to me. There’s just no escaping your past, dude.

BOOM!!!

Whereas the only thing those stupid teabaggers have got left is old news…

OUT: #Benghazi
IN: #Bottleghazi