Our nation stands at a crossroads. No, we have nothing to fear from Islamic terrorism or Putin’s saber-rattling or rampant government spending or any of those other right-wing bugaboos. The real danger all of us face is that someone, somewhere, might not approve of a gay wedding.
Bring us social justice, Fusion TV’s Jorge Ramos!
Oh, how convenient. Of course he would attend a gay wedding… “if there’s someone I love, that’s in my life.”
Isn’t that nice? What a sneaky little equivocation. So if you invite Marco Rubio to your gay wedding and he doesn’t show up, he can just wave it away by insisting he doesn’t know you. As if that has anything to do with it!
It’s not enough to allow gay people to marry each other. It’s not enough to say, “Hey, it’s your life.” We must all participate. We must all stand and smile and applaud.
No, not like that, you teabagging bigot. Like you really mean it. Louder. Louder!
Or else.
(Hat tip: Matt Wilstein)