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Lonely Old Lady Wanders Around Muttering To Herself

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We can’t put this off any longer. We need to talk about what to do with Grandma Hillary.

She’s been slipping away for a while now, but this is just… I’m worried she’s going to hurt herself.

Hillary Clinton – very deep in thought today – leaving very first fundraiser of 2016. #NYC #2016

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A lot of people have assumed that Hillary Clinton is purposely dodging questions from the press. But the reality is much sadder: She barely even knows they’re there. She’s too busy arguing with the voices in her head.

Fortunately, there’s a place we can put her where she’ll get the around-the-clock care she very clearly needs:

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