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Al Sharpton Is A Bumbling Dolt On Twitter, Too

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The stuff that appears on Al Sharpton’s teleprompter every night is stupid and wrong, but at least it’s not boring by the time he’s done mangling it:

And when he gets on Twitter, there’s no middleman. You get the full dose of dumbness directly from the source:

My first thought is that Al Sharpton is a slimy, sociopathic con artist. That’s also my second, third, and fifth thought. My fourth thought is that the flooding in Texas is unrelated to “climate control” or the wrath of God. It flooded in Texas because sometimes it floods in Texas. Hell, Stevie Ray Vaughn got a whole album out of it.

If too much water is “God’s rebuke,” then He must really love the people who don’t believe in Him. Have fun drinking your own poop, California.