In search of a much-needed win, The Daily Ballers came out firing against “Democracy International” in our latest “DC Think Tank And Media Softball League” matchup on Wednesday night.
Despite a poorly played top of the 1st — I made an error that may or may not have led to three un-earned runs — the Ballers’ offense exploded for 26 runs — not to mention 40+ beers — in what many are calling the most one-sided ass-kicking since Harry Reid got beat up by his own Bowflex. (RELATED: “Conservatives Have More Self Control, Better Diets Than Liberals,” So Says Science)
Unfortunately, due to a lapse in communication — *cough* *cough* INTERNS *cough* — there aren’t a whole lot of photos from Wednesday’s game, but let’s run through a few of the highlights.
— Bryce
(photo: TheDC’s intern Sumner Park)
— Al “Dream” Weaver went 5-5 and was a home run shy of the cycle
— Captain Jake hit two — countem… TWO — bombs, re-tying yours truly for the season lead (3).
— Grae took a nap:
(photo: TheDC’s intern Sumner Park)
(photo: TheDC’s intern Sumner Park)
(photo: TheDC’s intern Sumner Park)
Check back next week, as we continue our quest to take home the 2015 title.
PS — Weaver’s gonna Weave …
(photo: TheDC’s intern Sumner Park)