WaPo race reporter Wesley Lowery is really growing on The Mirror.
How adorable that he falls asleep, orders pizza and is now fretting that his pizza delivery dude will stop bringing him his pies.
Wesley, please don’t hate yourself for this. There are so many better reasons to be self-loathing. Try this, this and this. I also recently watched you eating pizza with hot dogs in the crust. That was seriously an AMAZING video.
And no, I’m not being serious.
Lunch soon?!
