If you’re worried about Iran building nuclear weapons, you can relax. Now there’s an official White House Twitter account to explain why nothing bad can possibly happen!
The historic #IranDeal succeeds in verifying that Iran cannot obtain a nuclear weapon. Follow to get the facts: http://t.co/Ua7p0Qzryo
— The Iran Deal (@TheIranDeal) July 21, 2015
.@UN yesterday unanimously endorsed the #IranDeal. Now Congress has 60 days to review it. Check back often for more updates! @jaschrein
— The Iran Deal (@TheIranDeal) July 21, 2015
.@JohnKerry & @ErnestMoniz will be testifying in Congress this Thursday on why this is such a good deal for the U.S. Stay tuned. @jaschrein
— The Iran Deal (@TheIranDeal) July 21, 2015
Watch @POTUS lay out the facts about the historic nuclear deal with Iran. #IranDeal http://t.co/ZUqw655F4h
— The Iran Deal (@TheIranDeal) July 21, 2015
How long would it take Iran to build a bomb? We have a new answer thanks to the #IranDeal → http://t.co/HjNGpvkI8C pic.twitter.com/5ovOF8DgEF
— The Iran Deal (@TheIranDeal) July 21, 2015
Whew! I used to think it was a bad idea to make a bunch of concessions to a pack of fascist religious zealots who chant “Death to America” and want to build nuclear bombs. But that was before this official Twitter account reassured me that everything is going to be okay.
Never mind, everybody!
"This silver platter is not shiny enough. Polish it again before you serve up our nuclear weapons, @POTUS!" — Iran, right where we want 'em
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) July 18, 2015