Jon Stewart returned from vacation to “The Daily Show” on Monday and wasted no time in giving Donald Trump’s comments about John McCain the standard finger-pointing rigmarole.
Still, after the expected mockery of Trump’s hair and mannerisms, Stewart turned his focus toward the rest of the 2016 Republican candidates, lambasting field for lending credibility to “the man who accused the vast majority of Mexican immigrants of being drug-addicted rapists” in the first place.
The only reason you like this guy in the first place is because of the terrible things he was willing to say about Obama. But Trump has no control over the projectile vomit of dickishness that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it. It was inevitable some of his word puke was going to get on you. And you should’ve known that. You’ve been down this road before… Once you cast a spell and bring an Internet comment to life, it no longer belongs to you. Only this time, the chatroom troll emoji you’ve conjured has $10 billion of its own money.
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