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Tarzan Is Real

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In today’s stressful, cynical world, it’s easy to give up on your dreams. Life can become overwhelming, and you start to believe the people who tell you what you can’t do. What you can’t be. You start to give up on the idea that you’ll ever reach your full potential. It’s never too late to be like everybody else.

Well, one brave man just looked reality in the eye and said, “Not today, pal. Not today!” KTLA, Los Angeles:

There doesn’t seem to be any footage of this man’s breakthrough as he realized who he really is. You’d think somebody would have it on Vine.

If getting wasted at the zoo, slathering yourself in mud, and running around screaming that you’re Tarzan is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. This man is an American hero. Hooray for John William Rodenborn!

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Jim Treacher