DC Trawler

Rubio Staffer ‘Literally Physically Assaulted’ Rand Paul Staffer

Font Size:

Not figuratively. Literally.

Alex Pappas reports:

John Yob, an adviser to Rand Paul’s presidential campaign, is claiming Rich Beeson, a top strategist to Marco Rubio’s campaign, punched him in the face at a bar in Michigan Thursday night…

“Last night I went to a bar on Mackinac Island for the GOP Mackinac Conference,” Yob wrote. “I ran into a guy named Rich Beeson, who frankly I didn’t even know who it was at first because he isn’t relevant in our political world. Anyway, he is Marco Rubio’s national campaign manager. He literally physically assaulted me by punching me in the face.”

Fortunately for Yob, the attack was caught on video. His understated description of the act can’t possibly prepare you for what you’re about to witness.

WARNING: If there are any children in the room, make them leave. If you’re triggered by scenes of extreme violence, take a series of deep, calming breaths before watching this video. You know what? Just don’t watch it. There’s no reason anybody needs to see something this horrible.

Still there? Okay, your choice…

I’m sorry you had to see that, but turning a blind eye won’t get justice for John Yob.

Do the right thing, Senator Rubio. Place Rich Beeson under citizen’s arrest, and then announce that you’re ending your presidential campaign. It’s your only honorable course of action.