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Randy Quaid And Wife Arrested In Canada ‘By An Actual Tall Midget’

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Not a tall person. Not a midget. Not a figurative tall midget. An actual tall midget.

Jacob Bryant, Variety:

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been detained in Canada.

Law enforcement did not reveal why the couple was picked up in Montreal, but an immigration official told TMZ that Quaid will have a detention review hearing Thursday.

He seems to be taking it well.

The last time the Quaids were in the news, it was over an actual sex tape. This is far less disturbing, actually.

I hope Canada doesn’t extradite them back to the States. Sure, they’re wanted for credit-card fraud and all that, but is it really worth stinking up the place with those two? Canada can have ’em.