A South Carolina man called the police earlier this week after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him, according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Officers at the scene said Patrick Doggett called 911 because his “girlfriend would not give him any ass.”
His girlfriend, Faye Woodruff, told police he had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was.”
Doggett crawled into bed with her and repeatedly asked to have sex.
She refused to have sex with him because “she had her grandchild with her.”
So, frustrated with the denial, Doggett “got up and then dialed 911.”
When police arrived at the scene, Doggett was standing outside drinking a beer and shouting profanity at his girlfriend.
Doggett was arrested for public intoxication. Doggett has not been charged with misusing 911, according to police records.