If you’re a young person and you’ve been scoffing at the idea of going to college, you need to watch this new joint Michelle Obama just dropped. Or however you’re supposed to say it.
This is such a great song, with such a terrific message, that it inspired me to add some new lyrics:
Got nothin’ else to do, but you don’t want a job?
If the future is a door, you can be a real knob
It’s called higher education, ’cause you’d have to be
Higher than $#!+ to go to university
But look to halls of ivy for a place to crash
Hey, FLOTUS, how should their parents waste their cash?
If you need a safe space
You should go to college
If you’re not obsessed with race
Just spend a term in college
Sick of microaggressions?
Make the world acknowledge
Whine about your repression
For some credits in college
It’s useless for most vocations
But just go to college
Enjoy the rape accusations
When you go to college
[FLOTUS ON THE TRACK]
Wasn’t proud of my country till it elected my hubby
Step back, all you haters sayin’ my butt is chubby
All you racist right-wingers gettin’ up my nose
That’s why the comments on this video are closed
Lots of good jobs you can get
Without going to college
It’s a lifetime of debt
When you enroll in college
In your dreams you’ll start believing
When you go to college
Underwater basket-weaving
Is your major in college
PEACE!!!