I thought Obama birthers were bad. But Cruz birthers are really losing it!
Aamer Madhani, Melanie Eversley and Rick Jervis, USA Today:
A judge will hear arguments on Friday from an Illinois voter alleging that Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is not a “natural-born citizen” and should be disqualified for the party’s nomination.
Lawrence Joyce, an Illinois voter who has objected to Cruz’s placement on the Illinois primary ballot next month, will have his case heard in the Circuit Court of Cook County in Chicago…
Joyce challenges Cruz’s right to be president in the wake of questions put forth by GOP rival Donald Trump about being born in Canada.
This is pointless and dumb. Ted Cruz is as American as you can get without literally eating apple pie with a bald eagle while watching The Big Bang Theory.
Here, just check out Ted Cruz’s favorite song:
Red, white, and blue, baby. Or how about his favorite fast-food place?
Land of the free, etc. Or his favorite cartoon?
Or his favorite sport?
Or his favorite letter of the alphabet?
That stands for “America.” Ted Cruz loves America so much that he ends almost every sentence with its first letter. “How’s it goin’, A? I’m doin’ okay, A.” He loves to say “A”!
I have now proven that Ted Cruz is 100% American. Please stop embarrassing yourselves, you hosers.