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Forget ‘Candy Crush.’ This Smartphone Game Lets You Build Trump’s ‘Great Wall’

Searching for a way to kill time AND protect our nation’s southern border?

Well, your search is over, friend, because “Great Wall of America — Donald Trump Edition” is destined to make the App Store great again.

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(Great Wall of America)

In the game — available on both the Apple App Store and Google Play — players utilize their good management skills to accomplish a simple goal: BUILD THAT WALL!

Instead of using brick and mortar, you stack The Donald’s political opponents, including:

[crscore]Ted Cruz[/crscore]

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(Great Wall of America)

Hillary Clinton

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(Great Wall of America)

Bernie Sanders

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(Great Wall of America)

Barack Obama

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(Great Wall of America)

Vicente Fox

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(Great Wall of America)

And just for fun, they let Megyn Kelly in on the action.

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(Great Wall of America)

Download “Great Wall of America — Trump Edition” Now

Editor’s Note: Securing the border is harder than it would appear. After a few plays, the author made it to level 16.

(Christian Datoc)

(Christian Datoc)

Beat that.

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