This won’t be the weirdest headline of the 2016 presidential race.
But it’s up there.
A company called Bootie Babe Nail Lacquer is “proud to announce” — seriously — a new limited shade of nail polish that promises to specifically match the tone of Donald Trump’s skin.
Of course the bottle appears to be in the shape of a woman’s crotch and the company sounds like a pedophile’s screen name.
But no, they didn’t match the color to his ass (as far as I know).
According to a release presented “exclusively” to The Mirror Thursday morning, the polish is called “Donald Rump.”
SuperBooty LLC CEO Mark O’Hara explained how he got to the bottom of this orange hued mystery: “We wanted to have a little fun with The Donald and to that end decided to release a limited edition lacquer and name it ‘Donald Rump’. Utilizing the latest pixel mapping technology, we analyzed hundreds of images (actually just one) of Trump’s face and determined that the most common color for his skin tone is (as expected) a pale and earthy shade of burnt orange.”
Bootie Babe will be available June 1st for a special price of $6 until Election Day, November 8th, 2016.
As they describe their “Rump” entire line: “Our polishes got back.”