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Trump Recounts Plot Of ‘Three Kings’ As Reality

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Have you ever listened to a really old person tell you a story, and gradually you realize they’re telling you about a movie they once saw and they got it confused with real life?

Reid J. Epstein, WSJ:

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump suggested Tuesday night that troops stole money that was supposed to go toward rebuilding Iraq.

“How about bringing baskets of money, millions and millions of dollars, and handing it out,” Mr. Trump said during a campaign rally in Greensboro, N.C. “I want to know, who are the soldiers that had that job. Because I think they are living very well right now, whoever they may be.”

That’s Three Kings. He’s talking about Three Kings. Ever see that one? Here, look:

Trump now claims he was talking about Iraqi soldiers, not American soldiers. He wasn’t talking about either of them. He was talking about Three Kings.

Congratulations, Republicans. You’re stuck with this guy for the next 5 months.