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Bikini Chick Falls Off Yacht With The Grace Of A Seasick, Wounded Gazelle [VIDEO]

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Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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This video is a reminder that the yacht life ain’t all fun and games.

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While TheDC couldn’t get in contact with this story’s heroine, we’ve got a pretty good idea of what was going through her mind as she hurtled toward Internet embarrassment.

“WOOOOOO! SB ’16!!!!!!!”

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“SHIIIIIITTTT!!!”

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“Based on the angle of my descent, coupled with the earth’s rotation and relevant storm patterns, etc. — carry the two — I think I can still save this thing.”

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[SPLASH]

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“… shit”

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Big ups to BroBible for spotting this one.

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