Jihad ain’t easy. You try to do what Allah very clearly tells you to do, but the infidels keep thwarting you. All you want to do is become a martyr for the Prophet (PBUH), and these godless scum keep getting in your way. They actually think their silly little laws can stop you. And then, when you prove them wrong, they try to punish you for that!
A 37-year-old man who had previously been charged with providing support to Al-Qaeda was handed a three-count indictment in Toledo, Ohio on Wednesday for soliciting the murder of the federal judge presiding over his case.
Yahya Farooq Mohammad was charged with attempted first-degree murder of a federal officer, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and use of interstate commerce facilities in commission of murder for hire, according to a news release from the U.S. Department of Justice. He was accused of soliciting someone to kidnap and murder U.S. District Court Judge Jack Zouhary after he told an inmate at a county jail in April that he was willing to pay $15,000 to carry out the act, the Toledo Blade reports.
So what? That judge isn’t even a Muslim.
The last time I checked, the First Amendment protected this man’s religious beliefs. I guess it doesn’t count if he has dark skin and a funny name, right? If this guy was a blond-haired, blue-eyed Christian named Joe Bob, he could kill all the federal judges he wanted and nobody would say squat. Observe whiteness at work.
As always, my condolences go out to the real victims here: Muslims. On behalf of non-Muslims everywhere, I’d like to apologize for any hurt feelings caused by this development. Nothing is more painful than hearing the words “Islam” and “Muslim” in an unflattering context.
Please forgive us. We’ll be good. We’ll submit.