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‘Clock Kid’ Ahmed Mohamed Wants More Attention, So Here It Is

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Cool clock, Ahmed! It reads 00:15:01. You got to meet Obama and Larry Wilmore, and you made people feel good about standing up to “Islamophobia,” and you even got a scholarship to go to school in Qatar. But now you’re back in America, and nobody’s paying attention to you anymore, and so now your publicity-hound dad is doing this.

KDFW, Dallas-Ft. Worth:

The family of the teenager known as “Clock Boy” is suing the city of Irving and the Irving school district over what happened to him at his school last year.

Attorney Susan Hutchison said Ahmed Mohamed’s civil rights were violated at Irving MacArthur High School in September…

Mohamed admits that he’s lost some of his creativity. He used to love building things, but now he’s afraid.

Well, who wouldn’t be? People are so mean, and it’s so unfair. All because he put an old alarm clock in a pencil box and brought it to school for no particular reason.

This child is a victim, and he deserves as much money as he can get out of those bigoted school administrators. More importantly, he deserves as much attention as we can give him and his completely normal family.

If you disagree, you’re a racist.

Boom.

Jim Treacher