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I Believe Donald Trump

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If you’re one of these #NeverTrump people who love Hillary Clinton and want her to be president, you’re willing to tell a lot of lies about what Mr. Trump says. Or maybe you’re just too stupid to shut up and listen and understand. Probably both. Regardless, you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s wrong with making America great again? Why don’t you want to do that? What’s wrong with you?

Hillary Clinton is a liar who takes every possible position on every possible issue, based on whatever she thinks you want to hear at that particular moment. She has no compass of any kind, moral or ethical or otherwise. We need an alternative to that. We need someone with honesty, and integrity, and other words of that nature.

We need Donald J. Trump.

I believe Donald too!

Why don’t you?

(Hat tip: Lachlan Markay, who is — and I have this on good authority, believe me — a cuck)

Jim Treacher