A security camera captured a Kentucky man doing a strong Buddhist monk impression on Sunday.
In the video, the unidentified would-be-arsonist and a female accomplice dousing the doorway of a Madisonville County business with some type of accelerant.
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After the woman gets back into the getaway vehicle, the man puts a flame to the accelerant.
Which in hindsight is not a smart thing to do when you’ve got lighter fluid all over your legs.
After ditching one of his shoes — and a presumed significant amount of leg hair — our protagonist dumps the remainder of his water bottle and drives off as the building is enveloped in smoke.
The Madisonville Police Department is still trying to ID the dastardly duo.