I understand at the most recent Hillary fundraiser, Barbara Streisand did quite the send-up of “Send in the Clowns” at the expense of Donald Trump. Well, on behalf of Deplorables everywhere, let’s just say two can play at that game. Feel free to sing along:
Send In My Crown
Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
I sell access while you fly
Lolita Air
Send in my Crown
Server amiss?
No one approved?
What’s the big deal I made sure
Emails were removed
Where is my Crown?
Give me the damn Crown
Just when I’d stopped opening CGI doors
Times picked a hell of a point to act like a news floor
Benghazi hearings, with my usual flair
What difference does it make, I just say
With my crazy-eyes stare
FBI farce
Then in the clear
Comey said not under oath and
Mills staying near
So where is my Crown?
I deserve the Crown
Quick send me my Crown
What a surprise,
Who could foresee?
Private servers compromise
National security?
Why only now when I see
Voters drifting away?
What a surprise…
What a cliché…
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it queer?
Calling folks deplorable’s bad
For my career
And where is my Crown?
I deserve the Crown
Don’t bother, Trump’s year