Virginia Is For Bribers
Sharp-elbowed Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is the closest Clinton family confidant. He has been on the board of the Clinton Crime Family Foundation and is a long-time bag man for the Clintons and the DNC. And he just got caught influencing the FBI agent in charge of the Bureau’s non-investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email crimes.
According to Monday’s Wall Street Journal, McAuliffe’s Democrat cabal gave “nearly $500,000 to the election campaign of the wife of an official at the FBI who helped oversee the investigation into Mrs. Clinton’s email use.”
This is the same governor, Terry McAuliffe, who recently signed an executive order allowing more than two hundred thousand felons to vote in his swing state of Virginia. And we know they will vote for Democrats and Hillary in this election. The logic is simple: To any man locked up in prison very long, even Hillary starts to look good.
McAuliffe narrowly won election because he ran against another one of the socially hard-right Republicans I detest. You know the kind of idiotic, socially right-winged Republican whose first objective (if elected) is to outlaw long hair, short skirts and various forms of dancing. McAuliffe’s Republican opponent wanted to make oral sex illegal, ban gay marriage and reinstate sodomy laws, all part and parcel of the Republican stated objective of “getting government out of our lives.”
Each fringe wing of the two parties differs on sodomy laws. Hard right Republicans want to make sodomy illegal. Clinton Democrats want to make it mandatory. We Libertarians feel it should be a choice between consenting parties. Yet to make Gary Johnson look bad for fear he is taking votes from Hillary, MSNBC asked him to locate Sodomy on a map of the Middle East.
I think Virginia wants to outlaw sodomy in order to send a message to elected officials in nearby Washington, D.C.: Stay on your side of the Potomac River.
When I was attending college at Georgetown, I loved visiting Virginia. I really enjoyed Mount Vernon Plantation, where George Washington brewed rye whiskey. George also grew tobacco and hemp, and pretty much slept with whomever he wanted to. He was the Father of our Country, and I also considered him the Father of Spring Break.
Corrupt inside deals have kept Hillary Clinton’s trustworthiness numbers at an all-time low. Wall Street continues to feed her protection money. It was reported Monday that, of the 56 donors in both parties who gave over $1 million dollars, or about $200 million in total, 83% of all donations were to Hillary’s cause, and only 17% to Trump’s.
Crony capitalist billionaires want to keep bidding up the cost of buying politicians; they fear that if the price falls too low, ordinary citizens might someday be able to buy the Clintons, too.
The Clintons do not want to become elitist since they are “all about the middle class,” so they have begun a starter bribe program where ordinary citizens can probably buy access to one of Chelsea Clinton’s babies for less than $100,000 now.
This corruption news comes on the heels of Project Veritas uncovering the DNC funding a “black ops” effort to send disruptive surrogates to start violence at Trump rallies. And WikiLeaks tells us of a $12 million quid-pro-quo Clinton Foundation shakedown while Hillary was Secretary of State. It’s a sad day when a young man with a camera (Veritas) and breakoff Soviet hackers are doing the investigative reporting on Democrats that our mainstream media will not do.
Democrats have turned the DNC, DOJ, IRS and now the FBI into their bullying political enforcement arms. Note that since Dems have been in charge, they seem to have targeted only Republicans: the GOP former governor of Virginia, opposition filmmaker and author Dinesh D’Souza, Tennessee Governor Haslem’s family business, Rush Limbaugh’s biggest sponsor (LifeLock), Sheldon Adelson’s casinos, Tea Party donors, and former Republican Majority Leader Tom Delay. Before his sentence was overturned for being overtly political, Delay faced three years in prison. One year was for his alleged crime, and two extra years were tacked onto his sentence for his appearance on “Dancing with the Stars.”
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