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Weiner Goes To Wiener-Hab

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Okay, I’m back to being happy every time I see Anthony Weiner in the news. I still think the father of that 15-year-old girl should be allowed to punch this pervert in the face until his arm gets tired, but at least ol’ Carlos has got the Democrats in an ice-cold panic.

They tried to make him go to rehab, and he said yes, yes, yes! Ben Ashford and Martin Gould, Daily Mail:

Anthony Weiner, the husband of Hillary Clinton’s closest aide Huma Abedin, has checked into a rehab facility for treatment of sex addition (sic)…

The rehab center where Weiner is being treated separates men and women and its program includes counseling for those addicted to cybersex and exhibitionism as well as addictions to anonymous sex and porn, DailyMail.com can reveal.

And the punchline:

Electronic devices are banned at the facility.

As you may recall, Weiner claimed he’d checked himself into sex-addiction rehab in 2011. Wherever that was, and whatever they did for him, clearly it did not work. Maybe it will this time. I doubt it, though. He’ll just keep on doing this.

And remember: You wouldn’t even know what’s up with this creep if not for Andrew Breitbart. They tried to pin it all on Andrew, and now they try to pretend they knew all along that Weiner is a big perv.

At the very least, this keeps Weiner out of the public eye until after the election. The last thing Hillary needs right now is the NY Post snapping more pics of him moping around with his earbuds in.

I know Anthony can’t read this right now, but somebody please pass along my regards:

You finally did it, buddy. You really made a difference in an election. Put ‘er there!

No, you idiot, not that.

P.S. Weiner’s underage sexting victim blames Comey for all this: “The election is important, yes, but what happened to me and how it makes me feel and how others see me, is much more important.” Well, we all felt that way when we were 15, right?