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Hillary To Call Congressional Black Caucus

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That headline would be the perfect setup to an Amy Schumer punchline. If Amy Schumer hadn’t gone into hiding after the election, that is. And if she wrote her own jokes.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s awfully magnanimous of them to take her call.

What will they talk about? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe they’ll think up some ways to call their opponents racist. That might work, eventually.

I just hope she makes it clear to them that, while she’s disappointed in the outcome of this election…

With this genuine, warmhearted, endearingly personable woman leading them, how in the world did the Democrats lose?

For more knee-slappin’ laffs, click the image below. They’re not taking this well, and I hope they don’t get over it anytime soon. #ImWithHer #DumbestCultEver

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