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You’ll Never Guess Which Ex-President Is Jetting Off To Palm Springs After Trump’s Inauguration

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Is that how to do one of those headlines? It must be. If you’re reading this, that meant I baited you into clicking it…

Friday will be historic, because it’s the first time Obama is leaving the White House. Where is he going first? TMZ claims to know:

We’re told when the First Family leaves the Capitol after the inauguration, they’ll take a chopper… to Andrews Air Force Base.

Our sources say at 2:45 PM they will leave Andrews on Special Air Mission 29,000, the plane that will take them to Palm Springs.

Well, that sounds nice. He and Michelle certainly deserve a vacation after eight years of… Y’know. All that important, historic stuff they did.

Then, the two lovebirds will enjoy their retirement in blissful obscurity, just as George and Laura Bush have done.

LOL! Just kidding, those two are never gonna shut up. I give them three weeks before they start yapping. They can’t help it, and besides, Michelle needs to start laying the groundwork for her inevitable White House run. It’s just a matter of time.