Crap, I screwed up the clickbait headline again. It should’ve said something like …And You’ll Never Guess Why or …And The Reason Will Shock You. Even though you could probably guess why, and it probably wouldn’t shock you. Sorry!
The following is a really good idea, and I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it. Cody Derespina, Fox News:
To quote an excerpt from author Michael J. Knowles’ new book, the main reason to vote for a Democrat is “ .”
The above is not a typo.
Knowles’ tome, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is 266 pages of absolutely nothing. Clean, blank, snow-white pages. And as of Thursday morning, it occupied the No. 4 slot on Amazon.com’s “Best Sellers” list.
Here’s a quick review:
Coming soon to Amazon #WorldBookDay pic.twitter.com/I7hOtksxcv
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) March 3, 2017
I think that about covers it.
And as of Friday morning, it’s the #1 book at Amazon. Not just #1 in the Humor section or the Politics section. It’s the #1 book:
It even beat Tony Robbins!
Well done, Mr. Knowles. I just ordered my copy, and I can’t wait to loan it to some liberals. After all, they’ve never actually read any of Hillary Clinton’s books, or Barack Obama’s books, or anybody else’s books. To them, books are just status symbols. All the pages might as well be blank!
“Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide” — $8.03