There’s been some question this week about who the leader of the Democratic Party is. Nancy Pelosi sure doesn’t know. But now, folks, we have our answer.
The leader of the Democratic Party is this man:
Dear Democrats,
Please do what this man says.
Signed,
The Republicans
You heard Michael Moore, everybody. So far you’ve cranked up the outrage dials to 11, but that’s not enough. It’s time to really flip the hell out. Go nuts! Never stop screaming. Whenever you get the urge to stop and think for a moment, don’t listen to it. Keep resisting. Resist like a sumbitch.
Here’s what it should look like, if you’re doing it right:
Now get to work. I want to see those heart rates up and those volume meters in the red. The fate of America depends on it.
(Hat tip: Dana Eisenberg)