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Al Gore Just Dropped The Trailer For ‘An Inconvenient Sequel,’ And It’s About What You’d Expect

The inconvenient truth is that a decade after An Inconvenient Truth, global warming still hasn’t killed us all. Or even most of us. And you know what that means: It’s time for Al Gore to panic some more about the weather!

Here’s the trailer for the sequel to his consolation prize documentary, imaginatively titled An Inconvenient Sequel:

That’s right: Hurricane Sandy flooded NYC in 2012, which means Al was right all along. Also, it’s not fair that he was never president and yet Trump is.

What a big dummy Trump is, claiming global warming is fake just because it’s cold outside. Everybody knows that you wait until it’s hot outside, and then you talk about global warming!

I hope this movie raises awareness of the most persistent problem in the world today: Al Gore having too much free time. If this doesn’t work, clearly his backup plan is to save the world by eating as much of it as possible.