Ossoff Celebrates ‘Victory For The Ages’
Jon Ossoff, the Georgia congressional candidate who can’t vote for himself, is keeping expectations low.
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) April 19, 2017
“Victory for the ages” seems a bit grandiose, but Democrats are desperate for anything that even vaguely resembles a win. And Ossoff does stop short of promising to lower the oceans.
Now all he has to do is win the runoff election on June 20 against Karen Handel. Presumably it’s not sexist to run against a woman, because she’s a Republican and therefore doesn’t actually qualify as a woman.
Hang in there, #1 Ossoff fan Alyssa Milano!
I want to puke.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 19, 2017