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POLL: What Would Rather Drink Than A Unicorn Frappuccino?

Starbucks just keeps coming up with one good idea after another. Today the mediocre-tasting coffee chain unveiled something called a Unicorn Frappuccino, a pink-and-purple non-caffeinated concoction that’s been described as tasting like “sour birthday cake and shame.” What could be better than that?