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Starbucks Barista Begs You Not To Order Unicorn Frappuccinos

If you’ve ever worked in the service industry, you know where Starbucks barista Braden Burson‏ is coming from in the following clip. And if you’ve ever worked in the service industry, you probably have some idea what his bosses are saying to him right now.

Take it away, young Mr. Burson:

“PLEASE DON’T GET IT!!! I have never made so many frappuccinos in my entire life! My hands are completely sticky. I have unicorn crap all in my hair and on my nose… If you love us as baristas, don’t order it!”

I don’t love Starbucks baristas, but I also don’t want to ever, ever drink a Unicorn Frappuccino. Avoiding that abomination is in both our best interests. So I’m glad to pass along the message.

Good luck with the job search, Braden!