Whoops! I mean Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner. Who is now a woman, because he’s declared it to be so. I mean she. For you see, Dear Reader, one’s self-selected identity overrides one’s genetic identity. In 2017, you are whatever you proclaim yourself to be. (Unless, of course, you’re Rachel Dolezal.) That’s how science works: Feelings over facts. Bill Nye teaches us that.
Anyhow, last night professional journalist Don Lemon asked Bruce Caitlyn if he she would ever consider running for office. Here’s how the gold medalist in the 1976 Olympic men’s decathlon replied:
"Now I have no more secrets!" @Caitlyn_Jenner on whether or not politics is in her future https://t.co/7QyArH2KKg https://t.co/WwR6A8NY7e
— CNN Tonight (@CNNTonight) April 26, 2017
“Now I have no more secrets!… I would have to look, over the next year or two, and look and see. Can I do a better job on the outside? Or am I in a position now where I can do a better job for my community on the inside? And if that’s the case, if I find it’s on the inside, I would seriously look at it.”
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time Jenner has seen something on the outside and decided it’s better on the inside.
I dunno, though. A reality-show star running for elected office? Doesn’t seem very plausible to me!
P.S. Boy Wow, Jenner’s community is a tough crowd…
@RyanMBecker @CNNTonight @Caitlyn_Jenner @MargaretHoover She makes my skin crawl
— Zoey Tur (@ZoeyTur) April 26, 2017