It was a big December game between the San Diego Chargers (soon to be the Los Angeles Chargers) and the Oakland Raiders. The stadium was packed with fans ready for the game to begin.
But there was one man that had already kicked off. A security guard, with his hand in his pants masturbating vigorously to the cheerleaders mere feet away, had decided he was going to seize pleasure, no matter the price.
One fan got video footage of what the security guard, who worked for Elite Services, may have thought was a crafty maneuver.
New information reveals he was quietly prosecuted by San Diego PD and has pleaded guilty to lewd acts in public.
He will receive court-ordered counselling and be on probation for three years. He gave up his security guard license shortly after the police investigation began, but if you see him on a sideline near you, wave hello and he may respond in kind with his available hand.