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Stephen King Finally Writes A Story With A Decent Ending

If you’ve never read a novel by Stephen King, congratulations. If you have, you know that writing an ending isn’t his strong suit. His stories don’t really end, they just stop. That has now changed, and we have You Know Who to thank:

You might think this is it for our intrepid hero. But have no fear! In times of trouble, literary giants stick together:

Well, at least the kids are reading something.

Join the club, Stephen. Join the lawsuit. #StayWoke #Resist