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Watch This Brave Animal-Rights Activist Insist She’s No Different Than A Pig

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I’m all for animal rights. And, for that matter, animal lefts. Both sides are delicious and nutritious. But I draw the line at a woman literally comparing herself to a pig. Why does she get to say that? When I tell her that, somehow I’m a “sexist”!

Observe, my friends, and marvel at the intricacies of the human mind:

“I will leave once you chop up my body parts…” That’s some good thinkin’, cupcake!

If you don’t think this is brave and good and wonderful, you’re a fascist. Also, it’s cowardly and bad and awful when people pull the same kinds of stunts in front of a Planned Parenthood.

This video is courtesy of a group called Direct Action Everywhere. That name sounded familiar to me, and then I remembered the last time I saw one of their videos:

NOTE: This happened three years ago. Since that time, everybody has kept right on consuming meat and eggs and milk.

I don’t know about you, but these people are giving me a hankering for a chicken bacon club sandwich with a side of ice-cold logic. Time for lunch!

(Hat tip: Ashley Rae Goldenberg)