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North Korea Is Threatening To Nuke Us, Which Is Always Rude

KCNA/via REUTERS

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While we’re over here bickering over which political party wants to kill more Americans, there are plenty of people out there who actually do want to kill all of us.

Josh Delk, The Hill:

North Korea promised a nuclear strike on the United States if its regime under Kim Jong Un is threatened, according to the nation’s state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA).

KCNA said Tuesday it would deliver a strike on “the heart of the US” if it continues its attempts to denuclearize the rogue nation…

According to KCNA, a North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman said, “The DPRK legally stipulates that if the supreme dignity of the DPRK is threatened, it must preemptively annihilate those countries and entities that are directly or indirectly involved in it, by mobilizing all kinds of strike means including the nuclear ones.”

The Norks sure do like to threaten us with nuclear war. If I didn’t know better, I’d start to take it personally.

Hey, remember this fun video they made last year, threatening to nuke DC off the map?

“If the U.S. imperialists and the South Korean traitorous Park Gyeun-he group stretch their tentacles of aggression and war to the DPRK, from the moment[?], the aggressors and provocateurs will face the most absurd and painful self-destruction of digging their own tombs with their hands.”

Poetic! Well, they’d better hope their nukes are better than their CGI.

I just hope the U.S. paints a picture of Otto Warmbier on the nuke that takes out Pyongyang. Chew on that, fatso.