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Dinosaurs March On DC

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No, not Bernie and and Hillary and Nancy. Not those kinds of dinosaurs.

If you can’t dazzle ’em with your brilliance, baffle ’em with your dinosaur costumes:

Oh.

Wait, what?

Deirdre Shesgreen, USA Today:

About 100 wobbly dinosaurs — OK, people dressed up in gigantic, plastic T. rex suits — roared and stampeded across the Capitol lawn on Wednesday morning…

The cause, in this case: the president’s proposed budget cuts to national service programs, such as AmeriCorps.

The dinosaur suits fit the motto of their PR blitz: “Stop national service extinction.”

Well, that makes sense. You see, the dinosaurs went extinct because of government spending cuts. Everybody knows that. #science

At this point, I support any form of protest that doesn’t involve violence. Don’t get your ass kicked, go Jurassic!