DC Trawler

It’s Always Buggy In Philadelphia

What’s big, smelly, and attracts a lot of vermin? Well, besides your mom. That’s right: Philadelphia!

CBS Philly:

A large swarm of insects are creating a lot of buzz in Philadelphia…

But police say they don’t know where the gnats, or what some are calling flying ants came from.

This is the worst thing to happen in Philadelphia since [insert sports reference here, I don’t care].

Philly cops don’t know where the bugs are coming from, but they do know their memes:

Remember that? From that one episode? Maybe if the Philly PD spent more time cleaning up the streets and less time watching The Simpsons, their city would be a nice place to live. But hey, at least they’re good for a funny tweet.