Quote of the Day:
“Trump isn’t Jesus.”
— Montel Williams, former daytime talk show host turned anti-Trump Twactervist.
Donald Trump Jr. will swipe half his toddler’s Halloween candy
“I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to [sic] early to teach her about socialism.” — Don Jr.
Just a few responses to DJTJr….
* “You’re kind of an asshole, you know that? Just keep in mind, when the indictment comes, your dad doesn’t love you.”
*”Let her eat it all so she can grow up to be obese like grandpa.”
*“Maybe you could start by teaching her the difference between ‘to’ and ‘too’ #MakeGrammarGreatAgain.”
And this… just in from Don Jr. this morning: “Still waiting for liberal calls for immigration bans/reform like they do every time there’s a gun attack. Maybe hungover from Halloween?”
Laura Loomer with the anti-Mulsim rant…
“How many more people need to die before everyone agrees that Islam is cancer & we should never let another Muslim into the civilized world?” — Laura Loomer, an independent investigative journalist with a crowdfunding platform called FreeStartr with GotNews‘ Charles Johnson. She is also formerly an operative for James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas. “There’s no such thing as a moderate Muslim. They’re all the same. It’s time for us to accept this reality. I refuse to watch more ppl die.”
And Breitbart‘s Raheem Kassam: “This is nonsense. Thee are many non-Sharia complaint Muslims, but they’re scared to speak out due to attacks from Islamic supremacists.”
Trouble on Capitol Hill
“Cap police officer told me yesterday that they’re ‘head hunting’ after last week’s protester got onto 2nd floor and threw flag at Trump.” — Laura Barrón-López, reporter, Washington Examiner.
“Today’s sudden, new restrictions on media movements in the Capitol come after Speaker Ryan bragged at a DC dinner last week: ‘We all need to be proud in the Capitol that we set the standard for media access… and we need to strive to keep that promise.'” — Billy House, congressional correspondent, Bloomberg News.
More from Billy House…
“The Standing Committee of Correspondents is distressed our credentialed reporters are being subjected to increased Capitol Police scrutiny as a direct result of the intruder who found his way into a press-only area. Not our fault that this protester made it into the Capitol.”
Watchu Talkin’ Bout Willis?
“What a disgusting waste Donald Trump is.” — Oliver Willis, liberal senior writer, Shareblue.
Trump and tweeting…
“‘Some people should probably do less of it’ Sen. Graham says about tweeting.” — Byron Tau, WSJ.
“I might put on a mushroom cloud costume and go as GOP healthcare reform.” — Sulome Anderson, freelance journalist, Beirut/Brooklyn, author of The Hostage’s Daughter.
The iPhone and ‘brassiere’
It’s true. If u type in “brassiere” in the search of your iphotos, it has a category for every boob or cleavage pic you’ve ever taken. Why. pic.twitter.com/KWWmJoRneJ
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 31, 2017
Convo Between Enemies
CNN’s Brian Stelter: When Fox hosts downplay the seriously of the Mueller probe, they’re really doing a disservice to their viewers.
Trained Publicist and FOWH (Friend of the White House) Arthur Schwartz: When CNN hosts downplay the seriousness of the #UraniumOne scandal,They’re really doing a disservice to their viewers.
Hey Netflix: Kevin Spacey is not necessary
“Dear @netflix: We’d watch a show starting a single, widowed, Claire Underwood.” — David M. Perry, freelance journalist.
Newsweek: “Fox News says the real scandal is Hillary Clinton’s administration which does not exist.”
FNC media writer Brian Flood: “You know what really doesn’t exist? Newsweek readers.”
Mirror inbox… “Brownies and a TON of candy in the kitchen.”
Unsolicited advice for ‘Morning Joe’: Hire a female
“#Morning Joe advice: replace Mark Halperin with a woman. Your show is like listening to a men’s locker room. I can’t listen.” — Amy Siskind.
Snapshot: Meghan McCain’s dog dress makes debut on “The View”
Trump and turkey pardoning…
“You know what would be the ultimate smashing of PC? If President Trump skipped the pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey and instead cooked it.” — Matt Schlapp.
The day in painfully obvious Chris Cillizza headlines
“An absolutely terrible day for President Trump”
— Chris Cillizza, CNN, Monday.
Tabloid and Gossip Roundup
Daily Mail: The pub makes fun of Chelsea Clinton for having a lame Halloween costume that consisted of a baseball hat that read “THIS IS MY COSTUME.”
NYP’s Page Six: Actor Dustin Hoffman says he didn’t sexually harass a 17-year-old in 1985. One morning she allegedly took his breakfast order. He allegedly said, ‘I’ll have a hard-boiled egg … and a soft-boiled clitoris.’” Hoffman, 80, apologized. “I have the utmost respect for women and feel terrible that anything I might have done could have put her in an uncomfortable situation,” he told The Hollywood Reporter. “I am sorry. It is not reflective of who I am.”
TMZ: Actor Jeremy Piven denies grabbing a woman’s boobs on the set of HBO’s “Entourage.”