Kim Kardashian took to Twitter last night to share an exclusive look at the latest Yeezy shoes from her husband Kanye West, and boy are they bad.
— HYPEBEAST (@HYPEBEAST) November 8, 2017
Sorry Kim. You’re not fooling me with your monochromatic look either. Those are lawn mowing shoes and you know it.
Yeezy Mud Rat 500’s pic.twitter.com/T3OVkgWDDR
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 19, 2017
Now don’t get me wrong. I’m hip with the kids. I know it’s considered cool to wear old, outdated looking dad sneakers. They’re called frat cleats.
The definition of “frat cleats” pic.twitter.com/zOfEdHBhUm
— 50 Shades of Brai (@BraiRoyer) July 1, 2015
But I refuse to call these new Yeezys cool. They look like the sorriest excuse for rich people to dress like middle class folks who actually mow lawns, do paper runs, and get physical to workout videos 3x a week.
“Sharp tennis shoes, kiddo” pic.twitter.com/eGSTxQGx13
— Cold Joevember Rain (@joetothemo) November 8, 2017
Hooters yelling cease and desist!! pic.twitter.com/RVCdFSXopu
— dreamiejeanie (@dreamiejeanie) November 8, 2017
Needless to say, Twitter is not here for it.
Ah, yes. Thee Crown Molar XVI’s. https://t.co/W1xHhiYh4M
— Writey McScriberson (@afroSHIRL) November 8, 2017
Them shits look like couch cushions https://t.co/fUw7b846zz
— #12 duke (@ladyhidekos) November 9, 2017
The best part of this is that the shoes are actually called Mud Rats. It’s almost as if Kanye was trying to design a horrendous looking shoe. It’s like he looked at an old dusty leather couch and a rotary phone and designed it. And then just to drive the point home a little extra, he named it after a rodent taking a dirt bath.
Can’t wait for next season’s Soiled Diaper XL 500’s.