Editorial

Latest Yeezy Drop Promises To Be Ugliest Collection Yet

Kim Kardashian took to Twitter last night to share an exclusive look at the latest Yeezy shoes from her husband Kanye West, and boy are they bad.

Sorry Kim. You’re not fooling me with your monochromatic look either. Those are lawn mowing shoes and you know it.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m hip with the kids. I know it’s considered cool to wear old, outdated looking dad sneakers. They’re called frat cleats.

But I refuse to call these new Yeezys cool. They look like the sorriest excuse for rich people to dress like middle class folks who actually mow lawns, do paper runs, and get physical to workout videos 3x a week.

Needless to say, Twitter is not here for it.

The best part of this is that the shoes are actually called Mud Rats. It’s almost as if Kanye was trying to design a horrendous looking shoe. It’s like he looked at an old dusty leather couch and a rotary phone and designed it. And then just to drive the point home a little extra, he named it after a rodent taking a dirt bath.

Can’t wait for next season’s Soiled Diaper XL 500’s.