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A Narration Of The Brutally Violent History Of Thanksgiving: Woke! In The AM Episode 10

It’s a very special time of the week, fam — Thanksgiving. Time to get out of bed, wash your face, and tune in to ya boys so you can be ready to drop knowledge all around the dinner table.

“Woke! In The AM” hosts Jonah Bennett and Dave Brooks are pleased to announce our first every Thanksgiving special. We catch you up on the current year’s version of hands across America and break down the latest in the sexual harassment allegations rocking every industry but welding. (SNL Rips Off Daily Caller With New ‘Get Woke’ Sketch: Woke! In the AM Episode 9)

Jonah and Dave also go through a list of things they are thankful for on this blessed day, and they invited you, the listener, to share those things you are thankful for. Finally, special guest Jerry Seinfeld narrates the history behind the history — the brutally, violent People’s History of Thanksgiving. (John Kasich Sits Down For An Interview: Woke! In The AM Episode 8)

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