There’s a lot of talk about Tom Brady’s new wellness app, “TB12 Method,” which retails on the app store for $199 per year.
As with all greats in life, there will be critics. Not everybody loved Abe Lincoln. I’m sure Da Vinci had haters. And you know not everyone was in on Alexander the Great.
But you see, none of these men let the smack talk get them down. They just kept on winning. Day in and day out, they persisted. What’s that saying about lions not concerning themselves with the opinions of sheep?
So naturally, not everyone will be buying into the TB12 Method. And that’s perfectly fine. More for us. I guess they don’t want to know how to work out like a five time Super Bowl champ. They don’t want to know what a guy’s gotta eat to marry one of the highest paid supermodels of all time. They don’t want to learn how hydrate like a guy who’s thrown 63 playoff touchdowns.
Just look at what some of the haters have to say about TB12 Method:
“It’s genuinely strange that, despite being fabulously wealthy and one of the most accomplished professional athletes in history, Brady is so proudly and steadfastly committing to his post-football pivot of becoming a literal snake-oil salesman.”
First of all, that’s not even a diss so nice job on that one. You might as well have just written, “I’m so jealous that Tom Brady is rich and accomplished that I have to tear down his first-ever mobile app.” That’s like criticizing Kate Upton for having larger-than-average feet. It ain’t what anybody’s looking at. And they’re definitely prettier than most people’s faces.
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— Ketoroloco (@javier_af) November 28, 2017
It’s very simple. Tom Brady’s app is going to be wildly successful because he’s wildly successful. Average people want to look, feel, and train like above-average people. Tom Brady is probably the most above-average person this world has to offer. Did you know he was drafted by the Montreal Expos in 1995 but on a whim decided to play QB for UMich instead? The guy must be doing something right.
And with the most Super Bowl MVP titles (four), he’s not showing any sign of slowing down. So, yeah, excuse me if I want to know all his secrets. Give me his favorite cereal, preferred car thermostat temperature, mattress firmness, and bed sheet thread count. Hell, I’ll fork over $199 a year for that info. I’m not going to make 7 (and counting) Super Bowl appearances without the TB12 Method.