“Young Turks” founder Cenk Uygur — the fat media dude who got himself thrown off an American Airlines flight for acting like a loudmouth prima donna in an airport — is now begging for forgiveness for blog posts he penned in his virgin blogger days in which he made sexually disparaging remarks about women.
First, the thought of him in bed naked makes me physically ill.
Second, see the first.
Thanks to The Wrap’s Jon Levine, who unearthed these long-lost posts, we know a little more about Cenk’s brain capacity at perhaps a far less mature time in his life — at the height of his youth at 30. (Keep in mind, the airport incident happened in the summer of 2016.) In those now-deleted posts, Cenk wrote that women are “genetically flawed” because they don’t want to put out more often. (RELATED: Cenk Uygur Wins Award For World’s Biggest A**hole)
Uygur expressed remorse for what he wrote about the female species, telling The Wrap it was “ugly” and he no longer stands by any of it. He told the pub it was “insensitive” and “ignorant.” He claims he wrote it when he was “a different guy.”
And then he takes a sharp turn into asinine territory — he blames his previous conservative worldview for his piggish remarks. Clearly the beautiful person he is now would never say such disgusting stuff.
“I had not yet matured and I was still a conservative who thought that stuff was politically incorrect and edgy,” he told the pub. “When you read it now, it looks really, honestly, ugly. And it’s very uncomfortable to read.”
There’s so many gross details in what he wrote back in 2000 that it’s hard to know what the worst of it is.
But let’s go with his rumination on tits.
Take his “Rules of Dating.”
“Rule 1: There must be some serious making out by the third date. If I haven’t felt your tits by then, things are not about to last much longer,” he wrote. “In fact, if you don’t get back on track by the fourth date, you’re done. Rule 2: There must be orgasm by the fifth date.”
Uygur also spoke of a “sea of tits” out there and women who are just “poorly designed creatures” who don’t give it up as often as Cenk thinks they should.
Let’s hope his brain keeps on maturing.