Olivia Munn might be America’s sweetheart, but her dance moves are far from being spectacular.
I have heaped more praise on Munn than maybe any other noted writer in America. I did an 180 degree turn on her after she split from Aaron Rodgers. I realized that Rodgers was the clown in the relationship, and that Munn was actually pretty dope. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
You can’t even begin to imagine my thoughts when I saw the dancing video she recently posted on Instagram. It’s really bad. I’d like to put some kind of trigger warning on it, but I’m not sure anything would help. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
Look, I’m a huge fan of dancing. I’m a big dancing guy, and there are at least three witnesses who can confirm. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
All best are off if somebody is around and a guitar or any other music gets fired up. The shackles come off and the inner-Kenny Powers comes out to play. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
This is why it’s so heartbreaking that Munn isn’t a great dancer. What kind of moves were those? I mean, I’m not great, but I’m at least better than whatever she was doing. My whole world has been turned upside down. Can you be America’s sweetheart, and not be an outstanding dancer? This is now the question that we all are being forced to ponder, and I don’t like it. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Maybe this was just one dud video. Maybe (hopefully) she’s not being serious. I want to live in a world where I truly believe that Munn can carve up a rug in a moment’s notice. Not one where I’m writing about her bad dancing moves. (SLIDESHOW: 62 Times Emily Sears Stripped Down On Instagram)
That’s the world we deserve to live in.