Washington State football coach Mike Leach recently had another amazing rant, and this one involves raccoons.
Leach explained to the media how he once stalked a raccoon to find out where the little fella lived. He told the media the following:
Tracked a raccoon one time in the snow. I was in the neighborhood and I was just curious where this raccoon lived. There was some fresh raccoon tracks — he had been digging at somebody’s garbage. So I followed the tracks, and I don’t even know if these people know it, but he lives right in the back of their house.
— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) April 11, 2018
How can you not love Mike Leach? The man is hilarious on every single level. Not only does he go out there to win some football games, but he’s out here telling stories that are incredible.
I just want to grab bottle whiskey, get drunk with Leach and listen to him tell stories from the good old days. That’s the world I want to live in.
It doesn’t matter to me if he never wins a championship. I’m just here for the stories, and they never disappoint.