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We’re Less Than A Week Away From ‘Westworld’, Time To Get Excited

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re less than a week away from “Westworld” returning to our televisions.

It’s been a long journey. It’s been a hard journey, but we’re nearing the end of our national crisis of “Westworld” not being around.

This show shook the entertainment industry when it premiered back in 2016. I’d never seen anything like it. Ed Harris and company were incredible. I’ve probably watched the season one finale at least two dozen times.

My level of excitement for this upcoming Sunday night is unlike anything I’ve felt before. A Victoria’s Secret Angel could walk into my house Sunday night during “Westworld” wearing nothing but some skimpy lingerie, and I’m not giving her the time of day. Any other moment, I’d be ready to booze and schmooze her, but not during “Westworld.” I’m not kidding. Hell, she could bring four friends with her and I’d still have to take a pass. I wouldn’t be happy about it, but I’d have no choice. Who are we if we don’t have our priorities and stick to them? The models can wait until after the show.

The President of the United States of America and the entire army isn’t tearing my away from my TV. The lights are going off, the popcorn is getting cooked and the beer will be on ice for this glorious return.

Give me Dolores slaughtering some people, give me the Man in Black on his journey and keep me guessing what’s coming next. Let’s go!

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