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Turns Out Stormy Daniels’ Attacker Doesn’t JUST Look Like Tom Brady

A sketch of the man who allegedly threatened Stormy Daniels was made public Tuesday and Twitter is having a field day.

The unidentified man purportedly bombarded Stormy Daniels when she was getting out of her car with her daughter in Las Vegas, sometime around 2011. Daniels claims he didn’t necessarily attack her, but he did say something along the lines of “It’d be a shame if something happened to her mom,” and pointed to her infant.

So Tuesday, Daniels and her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, revealed a sketch of the alleged threatener on “The View.”

But for some very strange and unidentifiable reason, not many people are taking this sketch seriously. Instead, everyone’s poking fun at the absurdity of the situation by drawing comparisons to famous people. And, as is standard these days, it’s all taking place on Twitter.

First, people thought the attacker looked like Tom Brady. Lots of them.

Some saw a former US Olympian, who police haven’t seen in years.

Others saw a variety of famous blondes with impressive heads of hair.

Still others saw her ex.

Quite honestly, I’m not surprised these shenanigans are taking place on Twitter. I am surprised, however, that nobody’s drawn any comparisons to this guy.

Nobody else sees this? Just me? Everybody’s entitled to their own opinions.

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